I now pronounce you husband and wife..RELEASE THE KRAKEN
There are children on this site.
stop stop stop stopstospnnngnggghghgh nooo my pants
Do you know about the curse of the ninth?
This isn’t nearly as polished as I’d like it to be, but I wanted to post something for Valentine’s. :B
An inventor accidentally put together a robot that fancies him :ooo (Guess he’ll have to finish putting the rest of his robot together pretty quick here, then XD)
WELL THIS IS PERFECT.
Biologists would have you call this thing an Armadillo-Girdled Lizard, Cordylus cataphractus, but I won’t be fooled. This is clearly a baby dragon. They also have this adorable habit of biting their own tails for no discernible reason. Which is adorable until you remember what the ouroboros is, and inevitably conclude that these things are also dark magic.
Magical dragons. It all makes sense.
Who needs science? Let us have magical baby dragons!
Sir Robin rode north, through the dark forest of Ewing, accompanied by his favorite minstrels.